(Source: space-bees, via romynrum)
(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via romynrum)
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
(Source: bombprince, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)
(via romynrum)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via romynrum)
(Source: eikiji, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
(via romynrum)
“It’s a strange coincidence. The fact that Gatsby’s house is just across the bay.”
(Source: gatsbyful, via fuckyeahhdicaprio)
(via kraljice-neman-cigara)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
(via rebelhooker)
(Source: fistsfullofhate, via z-things)
do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
i wish i could unread this
(Source: jssey, via doctorscompanion)
Tick Tock. The arena’s a clock.
(Source: ddontsteponme, via hobbits-in-hogwarts)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via ohh-hey)
